Post date: 19-Nov-2010 00:04:50
Hello,
I know it has been a long time. For that, I blame My Monkey, My Stupid, Stupid Monkey.
He locked the notebook away and changed the password on the main puter. If it was not for pee-mail and my iBone (tm), then I would be totally cut off from my biatches, and stupid males.
So in the words of the Glittery Man, "I'm back, I'm back, did ya miss me?"
Now he has a Lillyput Puter Notebook, Netbook for short, I can spread my word! You can hear again from the One True Dog.
I your Queen, Lucy, will catch you up very, very soon, in the next few suns, on all of my adventures and goings ons, and offs. I will tell of the stupid monkey that I scared away one dark night, no bat man. I will regale you about my many admiring monkeys and of all the jealous dogs and scaredy cats.
For now my paws are sore and tired from all the digging.
So,
CHOW BIATCHES
LUcY
WooF