TWO FRAGGING DAYS! TWO FRAGGING DAYS!
Hey, two days and My Monkey has not taken me out. What the Frag?
I spend all week looking after his sorry ass and house and how does he repay me? NO FRAGGING WALKIES.
So what he is tired as he some times gets, he should get his big fat butt up and take me out! I am Lucy! I am DOG! Hear me roar!!
I could try liking his face.
Might pee on him and see if that works.
Maybe poop in his shoes, that may do the trick.
It's raining now. Will have to be very persistent and move him along.
His is on my computer again.
That's it! I have had enough, I am out of here.