Hello my Biatches and lowly males,
Four days now, and the male has not come back. I waited and waited. As soon as My Stupid Monkey stopped putting my food outside to feed me, the hot blue eye Border Collie Cross Lowly Male did not come back. Typical! All the lowly males want is food and mating. I took all the cutlery, plates and bowls I could, so as to move house with that chump! Dog Damn IT.
That is total dog's bollocks! I think I shall take this out on some low life, scum sucking, bird killing cats. Look out pussy's. Here I come!
Yeah, bye for now
Queen all ways, Lucy