Git's Doggone Varments!
Sorry, country air is getting to me.
It's 4 am in the morning am and My Monkey is not interested in going for a walk. I woke him up and told him to get ready, he gets up, opens the front door and goes back inside. WT*? Scared of a little cold and dark are we? I go to all the effort of waking him up, getting his head in the right place and all he wants to do is go back to bed. Could you be anymore selfish? I ask you!
I work hard all day keeping the bed warm for him, guarding the house, catching all the flies and removing cats and wildlife from the property, and this is thanks I get? I cant tell you! No more Misses Nice Bitch from me. I am going to get his ass up and out of bed if its the last thing that kills him. That boy is going for a walk!!
Got to get My Monkey out, scratch ya later.