I know it has been a long time. For that, I blame My Monkey, My Stupid, Stupid Monkey.
He locked the notebook away and changed the password on the main puter. If it was not for pee-mail and my iBone (tm), then I would be totally cut off from my biatches, and stupid males.
So in the words of the Glittery Man, "I'm back, I'm back, did ya miss me?"
Now he has a Lillyput Puter Notebook, Netbook for short, I can spread my word! You can hear again from the One True Dog.
I your Queen, Lucy, will catch you up very, very soon, in the next few suns, on all of my adventures and goings ons, and offs. I will tell of the stupid monkey that I scared away one dark night, no bat man. I will regale you about my many admiring monkeys and of all the jealous dogs and scaredy cats.
For now my paws are sore and tired from all the digging.